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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gangster panda? It eats shoots and leaves."

"They say the average male has sex 89 times per year. Though, I heard that result was just because one guy had sex 17.7 billion times in the year the data was collected."

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."

"Girls are like rocks skip the flat ones"

"HER: You didn't make a reservation? ME: I got this. (to Maitre D') Perhaps *this* will jog your memory? M: A handful of Skittles, sir?"

"""Blinding Nemo"" #BPMovies"

"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."

"*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime"