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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gangster panda? It eats shoots and leaves."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ...without a penis"
"Him: I really like your car Me: Thanks! H: What is it? Me: Uh......black?"
"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"
"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."
"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"
"It's difficult to imagine someone stealing your Viagra prescription. . . But really it wouldn't be hard."
"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"I love my 6 pack abs so much that I protect them with a thick layer of fat."