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Joke of the Day
"I try not to associate myself with bowlers They're all a bunch of pinheads"
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"Is this sub dying? Almost nobody has posted anything all year!"
"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."
"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"""Fruit OR Vegetable?"" *pic of apple* fruit. *pic of carrot* vegetable *pic of Ryan Seacrest on life support* oh geez idk"
"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."
"My neighbor put up like $3,000 worth of Christmas lights but I showed him by putting out a nativity scene with like 20 baby Jesuses"
"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""