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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."
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"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""
"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"
"Francois Hollande."
"Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat."
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"
"Serial killers start their day by eating breakfast at McDonalds. Let me rephrase. They arent serial killers until they order & have to wait."
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"
"I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off."