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Joke of the Day

"My piggy bank was robbed the other day. I tried to ask him how he felt... ... But he was evidently shattered"

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"

"Knock, knock... Chicken combo... Why did the chicken cross the road? *I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?* To go and see ugly... Knock, Knock *Who's there?* **The chicken**"

"I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool."

"How do you explain this gap in your resume? ""I was in jail."" Okay. Sure you weren't working for Trump's campaign? ""Swear to God. Jail."""

"Nazi jokes are so offensive Anne Frankly, I find them immature."

"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"