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Joke of the Day

"Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? ""I'm not. that. innocent."" *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*"

"What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria."

"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."

"If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?"

"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business"

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically."

"My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush."

"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."