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Joke of the Day

"What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution? Serf's up!"

"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."

"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"

"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."

"The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you."

"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it."

"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."

"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."