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Joke of the Day

"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"

"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure (told by Cortana)"

"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."

"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"

"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"Life is what happens between Apple product releases."

"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."