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"A woman who sits on a judges lap... Get's an honorable discharge."
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"a newly elected governor trying to teach his kid how to spell assassination one ASS behind another ASS, behind that I and behind me the whole NATION"
"The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real."
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married."
"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."
"How Long is a Chinese guy."
"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."
"What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan."
"Did you hear Caitlyn Jenner got a new cat? It's a rottweiler."
"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""