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Joke of the Day
"Why is it good for a mason to live in constant fear? That way he just shits bricks."
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"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."
"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"
"a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!"
"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""
"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"
"You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking"
"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"