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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
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"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."
"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
"Do you want to get dinner sometime? Sorry, I said that wrong. Do you want to get me dinner sometime? Like deliver food to me and then leave?"
"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"
"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."
"Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?"
"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"
"How to ruin a helpful solution you gave to a friend that needed help. End with ""Your mom is actually really hot"""