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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to get dinner sometime? Sorry, I said that wrong. Do you want to get me dinner sometime? Like deliver food to me and then leave?"

"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"

"Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus"

"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"

"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."

"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face."

"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."