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Joke of the Day

"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"

"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."

"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."

"I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz? Because the P is silent!"

"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"

"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."

"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"

"Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook."

"I went camping recently. It was intense."