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Joke of the Day

"How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line."

"The richest man in the world will be the one who creates a pair of sunglasses that automatically plays a guitar solo when slightly lowered."

"A priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."

"Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*"

"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."