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Joke of the Day
"How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line."
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"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"
"Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore."
"I need constant reassurance, right?"
"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."
"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."
"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."
"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"