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Joke of the Day

"How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already glow."

"How do you organise a bukkake? You don't, everyone just comes."

"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"What is green and smells like paint? Green paint."

"Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave 'till his Bill Withers."

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said ""morning."" He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""