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Joke of the Day
"What type of meat are your calves made of? Bologna."
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"I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed. I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!"
"A wizard is walking down the street... EDIT: Then he turns into a bar. Sorry, put this in the comment rather than the text field. Guilty as charged."
"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."
"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? a drummer ..."
"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."
"According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama."
"I just Googled ""Living with Glaucoma"" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses."
"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested ...charged with battery. *drops mic*"
"If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made."