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Joke of the Day
"Anyone else feeling solipsistic? No-one?"
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"What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections? They have a polar pole poll."
"Ryan Seacrest and Ellen Degeneres are the same person. #fact"
"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."
"im tired of chasing my dreams So I'll just get their number and catch up with them later"
"If my girlfriend and I were stoners, I would propose by asking ... ...""Marriage, you wanna?"""
"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"
"Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. True love' is inserting them."
"Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I've never looked at a picture of someone's dinner and thought, ""If only I could hear this."""
"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"