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Joke of the Day

"Why is there such a big war in the Middle East? Because they're having difficulties finding out where the ISIS (created by my 10 year old 5 minutes ago)"

"Why don't you tell penis jokes about richard? Because Dick nose"

"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."

"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."

"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"

"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"

"Why was the broom late? because it overswept"

"Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park"

"Amazing how in the last 30 years, the United States has completely transitioned from an industrial powerhouse to a brunch-based economy."

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."