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Joke of the Day

"Twitter=Whats happening? FB=Whats on your mind? FourSquare= Where am I? Quora=what? Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me?"

"What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Don't commit suicide by jumping off a building or they might report it as a parkour accident."

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."

"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."

"Why aren't cremations given out for free? Because you have to urn them."

"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."

"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."