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Joke of the Day

"What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text"

"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."

"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."

"I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy."

"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."

"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."

"Nascar Rain I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)"

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"Any t-shirt can be an ironic t-shirt if you hate things enough"