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Joke of the Day
"What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text"
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"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."
"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"my grade for geography will be out of this world."
"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"
"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."
"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."
"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"