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Joke of the Day

"This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas... I think this time, we should let them in..."

"Is an inactivist a thing? Because I think I am that."

"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""

"I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges.... I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome."

"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""

"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""

"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."

"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."

"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"