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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tiger Woods have a bad sex life? He always finishes in the least amount of strokes."

"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"

"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."

"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"Hillary Clinton walks into a bar. Bartender: What'll it be, Secretary Clinton? Hillary: Let me see what polls best among my focus groups."

"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""

"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."

"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."