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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"
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"I decided to have that fifth cup of coffee, and now the ghosts of my ancestors are scrolling through my iTunes trying to pick a summer jam."
"When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade."
"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."
"Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either."
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."
"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"
"OLD SPICE: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM"
"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""