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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes you check the amount of subscribed people. When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 ""humorists"". 2/3rds of a person? Really?"

"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass."

"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"

"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."

"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."

"2 muffins sitting in the oven. First one says ""Damn it's hot in here"". Second one says ""Oh shit! A talking muffin""."