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Joke of the Day

"I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled ""fountain of youth"" right next to him."

"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."

"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."

"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."

"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."

"Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor."

"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"

"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"