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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for men with erectile disfunction, but they all seem to be handling it well. It's like all of them literally can't give a fuck."

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"If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's"""
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt."
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"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."
"Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again."