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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A viola burns longer."
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"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."
"What do grapefruit and vaginas have in common? The pinker the better and they're both an acquired taste."
"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"
"My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill."
"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"
"2 Antennas got married recently The ceremony was shit, but the reception was just great"
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."