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"Reddit is like a shiny new penny It's fun to look at but completely worthless :P"
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"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."
"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"How did Steve Jobs die? From PC"
"They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'"
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."
"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."
"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."