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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because Trump won."
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"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."
"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"
"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""
"Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating now? OMg !!!"
"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."
"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"
"So many fun things to say.....too many relatives on Facebook to post!!"