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Joke of the Day

"The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."

"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support soon, or people are gonna mistake us for nuts."

"Theres one thing that you can't say on Reddit: [removed]"

"A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward."

"The first rule of Running Late Club is get stuck behind a Prius."

"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."