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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."

"INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? SLOTH: *Points to another part of the building* Around there maybe"

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"

"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"

"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"

"so i wanted to know what was small and cheep my dad in the middle of dinner says asian hookers"

"Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex..."

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."

"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."