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Joke of the Day
"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."
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"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
"How do you kill 15 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"
"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck."
"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."
"What do you do to a chemist after they're dead? you barium"