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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a conversation at a proctologist meeting? Butt-Talks"
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"How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series? 2016."
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."
"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"
"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."
"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."
"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."