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Joke of the Day

"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor"

"Old age homes suck people are dying to get out of there."

"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."

"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."

"A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, ""You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The drunk replies, ""Boobs."""

"How can you tell if an envelope is gay? It comes in the mail."

"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !"

"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."