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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly? A receding hareline"

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."

"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"

"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"

"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."

"Red light special: that smug look that you give the driver who was speeding and cut you off then ended up beside you at the red light."

"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."

"[AMA Request] Floyd Mayweather Oh wait never mind he can't read."

"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"