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Joke of the Day
"What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ."
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"What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes."
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"What was the former name of captain Hook? Captain Hand"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine? You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you"
"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""
"My wife and I only went out for 5 months before we got married. We just knew... That she was pregnant."
"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."
"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"
"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"