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Joke of the Day

"Why does Bill Cosby carry around a nutcracker everywhere he goes? So he can bust a nut without having to rape anybody."

"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."

"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle"

"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"

"Why did Johnny cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"

"How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud."

"Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached."