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Joke of the Day
"Family tree Your family tree is a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
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"you become your ""real you"" when you are hunched over eating a burrito on the toilet and you look up and see yourself in the mirror"
"White jokes are not funny... unless they target a specific nationality"
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