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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Silent."

"The recipe said ""prick with a fork,"" but enough about me."

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""

"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."

"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"

"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One of them was a salted."

"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."