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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Silent."
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"""evreytime god closes a door, he opens a window"" - me, tryimg to convince my clients their house isnt haunted"
"So embarrassing -- I was scrolling thru an ex's old photos and accidentally liked one & then called her & told her I still love her & cried"
"What do you call an angry black man? Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter."
"Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend."
"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."
"When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."
"If Hillary had a sex change, then we still wouldn't have a female president... except for North Carolina."