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Joke of the Day
"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."
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"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."
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"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"
"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"
"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."
"I was born Mary Patterson... but then I married and, naturally, I took my husbands name. So now I'm Neil Patterson. From ""A Bit of Fry and Laurie"""
"People are like, ""How cute! Your dog looks just like you!"" I'm like, ""That's my son."""
"Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, ""Control freak who?"""