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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions? ""Onions"" was his dog... D:"
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"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."
"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."
"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"
"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."
"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."
"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"
"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."
"How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!"
"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"