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Joke of the Day

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"Women... are like hardwood floors. Lay 'em right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."

"""Today's special is a grilled Chilean sea bass with white wine reduction. We recommend Instagramming it with the 1977 or Apollo filters..."""

"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"

"Double Joke Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ---------------------------------- ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally!"""

"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."