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Joke of the Day
"One problem I had with Catholicism as a child was... all the sexy priests."
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"A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today ""Just dump them out in your garden"" said one long-eared FDA agent"
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."
"Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation"
"If I have trouble finding an arm hole while putting on a dress shirt, I imagine I'm rehearsing for my show ""Damien Fahey: Shitty Magician""."
"A Jumper Cable Walks Into a Bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you if you promise not to start anything."""
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."
"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"
"I knew I could convince my wife to get an Abortion... All she needed was a shove in the right direction... and a set of stairs."
"If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer."