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Joke of the Day

"Are you ready, kids?! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN THE CHAMPION JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN THE SUPER SLAMMMMMMMMMM? DUBYA DUBYA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"Doctor: Your baby is 7 pounds! Me: So that's like, what, three dollars?"

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution...."

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"

"Donald and Hillary walk into a presidential debate. And America walks out"

"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."

"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"