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Joke of the Day

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"

"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"

"Who's got two thumbs and might be doing this police lineup wrong?"

"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."

"Did you guys hear about the new business shopping center in Pepto County? They're calling it the Pepto Biz Mall"

"I'm inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life."

"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a? small medium at large."

"A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean ""digger""?]"

"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."