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Joke of the Day
"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."
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"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to ""what would you do if you won the lottery"""
"I was brought up as an only child. I enjoyed it, but it used to really piss off my sister."
"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."
"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."
"Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."
"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"