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Joke of the Day

"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"

"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."

"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"

"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."

"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."

"What did the skeptical turd say to the conspiracy theorist asshole? You're shitting me, right?"

"Step 1: Get underwear with the Millennium Falcon on the butt. Step 2: Have the fastest hunk of junk in the trunk in the galaxy."

"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."