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Joke of the Day
"My neighbours listen to good music Whether they want to or not"
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"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."
"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."
"How do dogs like to have sex? RUFF!"
"In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What."
"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."
"Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes The FCC had some serious problems with ""Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."""
"I remember when yoga was called Twister."
"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"
"Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it"