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Joke of the Day
"Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers."
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"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."
"""Hey Adam, can you get me some water?"" ""Sure I can, while I'm up and at 'em!"""
"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"What do you call graveyard shenanigans? Tombfoolery."
"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."
"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"
"You can tell a lot about a person by holding them hostage and asking them questions."
"This Subreddit."
"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."