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Joke of the Day
"Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers."
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"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""
"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."
"Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage? Because she stole his heart"
"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."
"WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again"
"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"
"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."
"Who's this Rorschach guy... And why does he paint so many penises?"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."