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Joke of the Day

"The 70's called. They built a time phone."

"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"

"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""

"Bernie Sanders was going to do a parody of Trump's slogan for his campaign but ""Make America Bern Again"" didn't go over well with marketing."

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"

"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""

"Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did."

"Give yourself something to look forward to tomorrow: Text a friend, ""I think you owe me an apology,"" then turn off your phone and go to bed"

"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."