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Joke of the Day

"How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb? lightbulbs buy light bulbs neon lights sex porn"

"In six years, people will be able to have cybernetic eyes installed in the back of their head... ...because hindsight is 2020."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"

"[knocking on my neighbor's door] hi i just moved to the neighborhood & im legally required to inform u that i enjoyed the star wars prequels"

"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"

"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""

"Who was the chicken's favorite musician? Bach."

"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"

"What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."